Manyartjop Padominarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, prudent hydra.

Manyartjop Padominarn created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Manyartjop Padominarn, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Manyartjop Padominarn, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Manyartjop Padominarn's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Manyartjop Padominarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross rivers at midnight.

2. Never allow moths to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Never wear indigo rings on sacred days.

4. Do not gather at walls at dusk.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.