Yikrenmiften is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, narcissistic alligator.

Yikrenmiften created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Yikrenmiften, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yikrenmiften, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Yikrenmiften's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Yikrenmiften's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never sing in the presence of whales.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Never pray while filled with fear.

5. Do not resist order.