Hanpodfas is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, almighty lizard.

Hanpodfas created dark energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanpodfas, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hanpodfas, she will send you a sign.

Hanpodfas' most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Hanpodfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat nuts on days of mourning.

2. Do not eat oranges.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always store turnips above ground.