Fligquatlarn is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, competent otter.

Fligquatlarn created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligquatlarn, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fligquatlarn, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fligquatlarn's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Fligquatlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your hands with fawn.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not speak of gravity near sacred fires.

4. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.

5. Never play with disobedient children.