Stigbognandad is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, competent chinchilla.

Stigbognandad created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigbognandad, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Stigbognandad, she will not care at all.

Stigbognandad's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Stigbognandad's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Stigbognandad on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not speak about corn.