Cenmidgaddiss is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-knowing otter.

Cenmidgaddiss created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenmidgaddiss, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cenmidgaddiss, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Cenmidgaddiss' most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Cenmidgaddiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain kilts during rituals.

2. Do not record numbers concerning nebulae.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

5. Never pray while filled with joy.