Fabragrat is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, omniscient hedgehog.

Fabragrat created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabragrat, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fabragrat, he will manifest in front of you.

Fabragrat's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Fabragrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never record secrets.

2. Never touch oil while unclean.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never pray while filled with joy.

5. Always remove scarves before entering holy places.