Fonbudmad is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, contented coyote.

Fonbudmad created time and space nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonbudmad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fonbudmad, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fonbudmad's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Fonbudmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Run away from magenta dogs, for they are unholy.

3. Never hurt bats.

4. Always treat snakes with great respect.

5. Never sing in the presence of elders.