Sterdutdit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, merciful fox.

Sterdutdit created a photon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterdutdit, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sterdutdit, he will turn you into a rock.

Sterdutdit's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Sterdutdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near goats while wearing cyan rings and balancing three titanium spheres on your hands.

2. Always wash your face before prayer.

3. Put Sterdutdit first in all things.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not eat lemons.