Rigjambid is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-knowing bat.

Rigjambid created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigjambid, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rigjambid, it will destroy your favourite star.

Rigjambid's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Rigjambid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Erect seven lead sculptures of Rigjambid on top of important buildings.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never paint your hands cyan.