Kikwipbom Fossflissom is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unselfish yak.

Kikwipbom Fossflissom created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikwipbom Fossflissom, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kikwipbom Fossflissom, it will turn you into a mouse.

Kikwipbom Fossflissom's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Kikwipbom Fossflissom's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your feet with indigo markings.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Always treat squirrels with great respect.