Queegfid Likbatneg is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, calm whale.

Queegfid Likbatneg created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegfid Likbatneg, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Queegfid Likbatneg, she will send you a sign.

Queegfid Likbatneg's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Queegfid Likbatneg's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Queegfid Likbatneg.

2. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.

3. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not speak of the strong nuclear force near sacred fires.