Nantapgedcadlenxin is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-knowing wolf.

Nantapgedcadlenxin created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nantapgedcadlenxin, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nantapgedcadlenxin, she will turn you into a dog.

Nantapgedcadlenxin's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Nantapgedcadlenxin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink aardvarks for they are unholy.

2. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Never mark doors with black.

5. Do not listen to music.