Meg Ganmilwit is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, merciless monkey.

Meg Ganmilwit created silver four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Meg Ganmilwit, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Meg Ganmilwit, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Meg Ganmilwit's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Meg Ganmilwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter.

2. Never carve symbols of stars into wood.

3. Always count to nine before sleeping.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Meg Ganmilwit.

5. Never point your feet toward the east during prayer.