Budlarpnill is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, calm wombat.

Budlarpnill created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budlarpnill, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Budlarpnill, she will turn you into a frog.

Budlarpnill's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Budlarpnill's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

2. Do not prepare pineapples while wearing shirts.

3. Never wear orange scarves on sacred days.

4. Never wear shorts.

5. Always wear plain rings during rituals.