Gigcenpon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, generous wyrm.

Gigcenpon created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigcenpon, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gigcenpon, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gigcenpon's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Gigcenpon's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all portents.

2. Gigcenpon loves moths, so they must be respected.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Do not prepare peanuts while filled with fear.