Bimrillkendun is a god.

She takes the form of a small, idiotic dog.

Bimrillkendun created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimrillkendun, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bimrillkendun, she will turn you into a rock.

Bimrillkendun's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Bimrillkendun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never write about chlorophyll.

5. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.