Flisfabparkgon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awe-inspiring dragon.

Flisfabparkgon created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisfabparkgon, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Flisfabparkgon, she will be very sad.

Flisfabparkgon's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Flisfabparkgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Never wear pink jumpers.

3. Do not keep three eagles in a large pit.

4. Never proclaim while facing west.

5. Always cleanse water with water.