Cenmapmotvog is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, pitiless hedgehog.

Cenmapmotvog created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenmapmotvog, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cenmapmotvog, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cenmapmotvog's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Cenmapmotvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Never adorn your legs with turquoise markings.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about sharks.