Pogstragnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, quiet hippopotamus.

Pogstragnarl created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogstragnarl, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pogstragnarl, it will turn you into a rat.

Pogstragnarl's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Pogstragnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Erect a giant red sculpture of Pogstragnarl in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always treat sheep with great respect.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.