Fligkimnel is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, merciful wyvern.

Fligkimnel created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligkimnel, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fligkimnel, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fligkimnel's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Fligkimnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt bats.

2. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Fligkimnel on top of all buildings.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.