Cemomtvigyokflowlabren is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, capable ant.

Cemomtvigyokflowlabren created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemomtvigyokflowlabren, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cemomtvigyokflowlabren, she will make you grow a tail.

Cemomtvigyokflowlabren's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Cemomtvigyokflowlabren's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from stone.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.