Bigfaggodnarldod is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, proud frog.

Bigfaggodnarldod created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigfaggodnarldod, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bigfaggodnarldod, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bigfaggodnarldod's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bigfaggodnarldod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching silver.

3. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

4. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never approach crossroads carrying wood.