Waphubquagjam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awesome crab.

Waphubquagjam created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Waphubquagjam, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Waphubquagjam, he will turn you into a duck.

Waphubquagjam's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Waphubquagjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill cats.

2. Never mix cucumbers with blood.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not eat rice.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.