Venrutnibquartfudbotlik is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, clever cat.

Venrutnibquartfudbotlik created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Venrutnibquartfudbotlik, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Venrutnibquartfudbotlik, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Venrutnibquartfudbotlik's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Venrutnibquartfudbotlik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Hide if nine frogs approach from the west.