Bongamfigpangfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, narcissistic armadillo.

Bongamfigpangfoss created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bongamfigpangfoss, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bongamfigpangfoss, he will try to impress you with trees.

Bongamfigpangfoss' most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bongamfigpangfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never handle silicon while unclean.

2. Always remove shoes before touching aluminium.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. You must never eat onions.

5. Never laugh in the presence of gulls.