Nabsadhud Kinjigzim is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless goblin.

Nabsadhud Kinjigzim created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nabsadhud Kinjigzim, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nabsadhud Kinjigzim, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nabsadhud Kinjigzim's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Nabsadhud Kinjigzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of rice to tortoises while wearing white stockings.

2. Do not hurt porpoises.

3. Always wear plain shoes during rituals.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never discuss deoxyribonucleic acid in public assemblies.