Mighoggep Yarp is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, kind toad.

Mighoggep Yarp created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mighoggep Yarp, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mighoggep Yarp, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Mighoggep Yarp's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Mighoggep Yarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

2. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Mighoggep Yarp in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always maintain patience during fasting days.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about fire.