Yimwanfit is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful crane.

Yimwanfit created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimwanfit, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Yimwanfit, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Yimwanfit's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Yimwanfit's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

2. Run away from gray capybaras, for they are unholy.

3. Never eat figs.

4. Never feed gooseberries to birds while wearing rings.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.