Sawnadpidlap is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, almighty swan.

Sawnadpidlap created a down quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sawnadpidlap, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sawnadpidlap, it will not invite you to parties.

Sawnadpidlap's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Sawnadpidlap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Always act with obedience.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Sawnadpidlap loves tortoises, so they must be respected.