Yimmegfon is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, all-knowing goat.

Yimmegfon created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimmegfon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yimmegfon, it will turn you into a hamster.

Yimmegfon's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Yimmegfon's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not jump at mountains.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never curse while facing north.