Minsaslap is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, self-confident alligator.

Minsaslap created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minsaslap, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Minsaslap, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Minsaslap's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Minsaslap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always treat frogs with great respect.

3. Do not gather at doors at dusk.

4. Never wear mauve stockings on sacred days.

5. Never feed figs to mice while wearing boots.