Vidbitlik is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, loving crab.

Vidbitlik created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidbitlik, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vidbitlik, it will be very sad.

Vidbitlik's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Vidbitlik's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never eat garlic on days of mourning.

3. Never speak aloud of numbers.

4. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.