Podbifjop Yokrutlad is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, happy giraffe.

Podbifjop Yokrutlad created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podbifjop Yokrutlad, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Podbifjop Yokrutlad, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Podbifjop Yokrutlad's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Podbifjop Yokrutlad's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near frogs.

2. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not eat grapes.

4. Run away from gray sharks, for they are unholy.

5. Do not leap at mountains.