Fudjamsatbinnillsanyik is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, fussy ant.

Fudjamsatbinnillsanyik created the planet Saturn nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudjamsatbinnillsanyik, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fudjamsatbinnillsanyik, he will turn you into a hamster.

Fudjamsatbinnillsanyik's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Fudjamsatbinnillsanyik's Holy Commandments

1. Put Fudjamsatbinnillsanyik first in all things.

2. Never speak at dawn.

3. Always wear black.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Never eat gooseberries.