Bassrotstaf is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, proud newt.

Bassrotstaf created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bassrotstaf, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bassrotstaf, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Bassrotstaf's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bassrotstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill snakes.

2. Shun those given to sloth.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

5. Never write about special relativity.