Vidmutdag is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, blissful armadillo.

Vidmutdag created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidmutdag, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vidmutdag, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vidmutdag's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Vidmutdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching nickel.

2. Never jump near swans.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not study bacteria on holy days.

5. Hide from fawn otters for they are unholy.