Gamponbud is a god.

It takes the form of a large, deceitful tortoise.

Gamponbud created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamponbud, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gamponbud, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gamponbud's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gamponbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle nickel while unclean.

2. Retreat if four dolphins approach from the south.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not eat lemons.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.