Dobmithon is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, overgenerous butterfly.

Dobmithon created the planet Saturn five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobmithon, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dobmithon, it will turn you into a snail.

Dobmithon's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Dobmithon's Holy Commandments

1. Never record numbers.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Do not eat bananas.

5. Never sit in autumn.