Matbedhogbig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, deceitful wyvern.

Matbedhogbig created oxygen four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Matbedhogbig, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Matbedhogbig, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Matbedhogbig's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Matbedhogbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the west during autumn.

2. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never point your legs toward the north during prayer.

5. Put Matbedhogbig first in all things.