Cunjanhankophak Rultan Kimnurciplopxuckbastbopflig is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, bad-tempered horse.

Cunjanhankophak Rultan Kimnurciplopxuckbastbopflig created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunjanhankophak Rultan Kimnurciplopxuckbastbopflig, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cunjanhankophak Rultan Kimnurciplopxuckbastbopflig, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Cunjanhankophak Rultan Kimnurciplopxuckbastbopflig's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Cunjanhankophak Rultan Kimnurciplopxuckbastbopflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about parsnips.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

3. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not sit at crossroads.