Gigbimbim is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, competent crab.

Gigbimbim created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigbimbim, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gigbimbim, she will send you a sign.

Gigbimbim's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gigbimbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near mice while wearing pink hats and balancing eight platinum spheres on your hands.

2. Do not place nuts upon stone.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always act with patience.

5. Do not speak of solid mechanics near sacred fires.