Popstaftam is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omniscient dryad.

Popstaftam created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Popstaftam, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Popstaftam, it will cry a lot.

Popstaftam's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Popstaftam's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your chest with orange markings.

2. Never hurt frogs.

3. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.