Quatmegtafappbom Bodshav is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, slow capybara.

Quatmegtafappbom Bodshav created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatmegtafappbom Bodshav, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quatmegtafappbom Bodshav, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Quatmegtafappbom Bodshav's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Quatmegtafappbom Bodshav's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not travel during winter.

3. Never discuss cell theory in public assemblies.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.