Tigstikhot is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, resourceful unicorn.

Tigstikhot created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigstikhot, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Tigstikhot, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tigstikhot's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Tigstikhot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five gold sculptures of Tigstikhot on top of important buildings.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always look after injured monkeys.