Gatjadmat Cippakcanmat is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witless dragonfly.

Gatjadmat Cippakcanmat created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Gatjadmat Cippakcanmat, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gatjadmat Cippakcanmat, she will destroy your home solar system.

Gatjadmat Cippakcanmat's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Gatjadmat Cippakcanmat's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Never think ill of sick eagles.

4. Never feed lots of garlic to sharks while wearing blue hats.

5. Never look at asteroids.