Dinhonnakcinpomgod is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, tranquil crow.

Dinhonnakcinpomgod created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Dinhonnakcinpomgod, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dinhonnakcinpomgod, he will turn you into a goat.

Dinhonnakcinpomgod's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Dinhonnakcinpomgod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never stain your neck with indigo.

3. Always remove shoes before entering holy places.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.