Capbogsis is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, clever capybara.

Capbogsis created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capbogsis, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Capbogsis, she will strike you with lightening.

Capbogsis' most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Capbogsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never wear black tights.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never record numbers.

5. Do not speak about aubergines.