Renyarzen is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, charitable mongoose.

Renyarzen created carbon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Renyarzen, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Renyarzen, she will destroy your home solar system.

Renyarzen's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Renyarzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never handle carbon while unclean.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Do not speak of fluid mechanics near sacred fires.

5. Sheep are not to be trusted.