Bitdampark is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, fast octopus.

Bitdampark created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Bitdampark, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bitdampark, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bitdampark's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Bitdampark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never eat peas.

5. Respect your elders.